Aliens Among Us #tomandarnoldchronicles

  Aliens Among Us

 

Tom: Arnold… be honest. You ever get the feeling… aliens are already here? 

Like, walking among us? 

Arnold: Tom, you thought the mailman was an alien because he wears the same socks every day.

Tom: Who does that?! He’s clearly hiding something under those calves! 

Arnold: Yeah — probably disappointment from talking to you every morning. 

Tom: You're telling me in this infinite universe, we're the only intelligent life? 

Arnold: I'm saying they observed our species… and chose to wait until we invent common sense. 

Tom: haha, I am serious Arnold! I'm telling you, they're blending in. wearing cargo shorts… and doing yoga in the park like they belong here. 

Arnold: Alright, busted. Now let me go blend in by overwatering my lawn like the rest of the humans. #aliens #tomandanrnoldchronices #storytime